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June 04th, 2012

6/4/2012

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The Schoolyard, pre Construction

A few young ladies literally hanging out in the overgrown jungle that is the school yard.

Believe it or not, this was once somesort of asphault surface. The winters and a few decades have not been kind.

You can't even call this a field, but this is the soccer area I suppose. Imagine diving for a ball on that surface. Maybe that's why there are only four players left in the game.

Here I can take you on a virtual tour of the schoolyard and introduce you to some of my new and awesome Russian little friends!!! I brought them some of the new balls and they could not stop telling me about how excited they are for the new schoolyard! These students are first graders. We will break ground on Wednesday. The first stage will be pulling up the current weeded reminents of asphault and laying down a new asphault basketball court. Then we will install brand new equipment, which the school director and I are going to go shopping for in a nearby city. Then the final phase of construction will be purchasing and installing a very import cover system. Basically this is a piece of equipment that will protect the court and installed equipment in the winter, promoting long jevity for the new facility and programs! This system is the top priority of the school principle, because he explained to me that without it, we could be back at square one after the winter. After this process, I am going to take out the lawn mower and me and some students are going to carve out a soccerfield like space and install some nets. I am very excited that the children are eager to participate in all the efforts of this project. All construction will be complete by the time I head home on June 17th. Throughout the next two weeks I am going to continue running some recreational programs and teaching the kids all sorts of playground games. In addition, I will be visiting English classes at the school and helping whenever I can!

Dodgeball with the new SCHAB kick balls was a huge hit!

Getting to know these awesome kids... PRICELESS!

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June 04th, 2012

6/4/2012

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I Should Have Brought An Electric Pump!!!

This is the extent of the school's equipment. Three beat up old soccer balls. SHCAB says nomore!

Today was a fantastic day for me, the kids at the school, and the progress of the project. I arrived at the school at 8 am, where I met with the teacher in charge of the sports and recreation programs. Before I presented the 62 pound bag of brand new equipment that I lugged across the world, he showed me the equipment closet. The photo above details the contents. Three beat to hell soccer balls. When I cracked open the bag and showed him just some of SHCAb's gifts for the school he grabbed my arm, gave it a squeeze, and said, "Lets get to work!" O we got to work alright.

The task ahead was that we needed to manually, with 99 cent pumps, inflate 50 soccer balls, basketballs, and kick balls!

The troops arrived and we got to work!

I must admit that I am a little embarrassed that in the time it took me to pump up one ball... Daniel pumped two! When I met Daniel, I introduced myself and said that I was from America. He interupted me and said, "I know this. I noticed your American face before I entered the room!"

This is me trying to explain kickball to Vanya.

In the end, 20 brand new soccer balls, 20 brand new basketballs, six kickballs, 20 jumpropes, 20 pinnies, a set of rubber bases, and a lot of fun!

Let The Games Begin!

We had a blast playing with the new equipment! After sampling the jump ropes, showing off some soccer juggling talent, and schooling me in some dribbling, everyone turned their attention to the orange set of bases. After ten failed attempts to explain kickball, I decided to show them. The demonstartion turned into my first ever kickball master class. In the end we named the new game after the school!

Focus Vanya!

When Russia wins the Kickball World Championships, you know who is responsible!

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June 03rd, 2012

6/3/2012

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Троица!

Today my Rimma and Sasha took me to a very interesting festival on the outskirts of town. It is a festival for handmade crafts. It took place on the grounds of a very oldsettlement from the seventeenth century, hence the cabins and wooden cathedrals. It was basically a huge market where all the vendors sold their hand made clothes, chachkies, baskets, ... etc. Of course their was live music and children dancing. Many of the children were dressed in clothes from the time period of this settlement. it was very interesting and a lot of fun. I met many people from town and many of the kids from the school. Best part of all was that Russian Ryan Seacrest was back!!!!! Except this time he was more of a Seacrest/ Donny Osmond hybrid. Check it out.

O Yeah Ladies! Thats right!

The best part is that when he takes the stage, the women ages 8 to 80 absolutely loose it. When he finished singing the crowd errupted. I was waiting for a hand stitched pair of underwear to go flying onto the stage. Woman want him and Men want to be him!

Watch the video. He doesn't even have to sing. If he stands on stage... they will come!

They will follow him anywhere!

Here is a tip for Vogue, Bash hats are in right now!

Anyways, I am off to bed early tonight. Tomorrow is a huge day for the project! I am making my presentation to the children at the school and big negotiations with the director of schools awaits. I am very excited for tomorrow!

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June 02nd, 2012

6/2/2012

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Doing Buisiness Russian Style

The project is off, but not without many hiccups. I am learning how to do buisiness Russian style, meaning when negotiating with the contrustion company I must look really pissed off at all times and puff out my chest. I can say the nice part about conducting buisiness here is that there is no bull crap. When I meet with the mayor, director of schools, or the construction company I do not need to waste time with small talk about their children or the weather. We get right down to buisiness and even though we are talking about something as innocent as building a much needed playground for some innocent children, they always lock the door and check to see if anyone is by the window or door before we begin talking. Thank god SCHAB's funds are paying for the project via a secure travel credit card because sometimes I feel like they expect me to put a suitcase filled with cash on the table and sit back in my chair and light a cigar. Despite having to navigate the dramatic nuances of negotiating this project, things appear to be moving in a good direction. I can say that after being here for less than a week, Suzdal really needs this project more than I had originally understood. I know that these sports programs will be huge for the children in town and the school principle is very excited about the alcohol education materials.

Just being here and administering this project has allowed me to participate in a tremendous cultural exchange. The school principal and I have spent hours comparing and contrasting the nuances of our education systems. In the buisness negotiations I have learned a lot about how an economy works in such a small town. Best of all, I have gotten to meet dozens of awesome kids with tons of questions about America and sports. Fortunately, I have been able to dismantle many stereotypes. I am learning that the largest road block that stands in the way of international diplomacy between peoples is a lack of exposure and interaction. With every kid I meet and every conversation I get to participate in about the Russian perspective on important issues, I am engaging in a powerful cultural exchange that reveals the global truth that people really aren't that different. We have many of the same problems and wants and it is through things like learning how to do buisiness the Russian way that we can break past the constrains of mere fear of differences and discover that all people prefer to make a friend rather than an enemy.

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June 01st, 2012

6/1/2012

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Crashing Weddings Russian Style

Unfortunately my camera battery died, so I only captured one photo. This was probably a good thing considering the fact that I was already drawing heavy suspicion. At a black-tie event, I was in Levis and a t-shirt. I peaced after the bride's father raised an eyebrow at me and gestured towards the security guard!

This circumstance is actually very telling in that it openned my eyes to the soci-economic dynamics of Suzdal. About 90% of Suzdal's economy is completely relient on tourism. My host parents explained to me that life in the winter months is very hard. Suzdal is a vacation destination for its history, monasteries, and gorgeous open landscape views; however, it has no mountains. Therefore tourism is non existant in the winter and day to day life can be quite bleak. At this time of year all the local buisinesses open and flocks of Chinese, Japanese, Arab, and French tourists arrive to Suzdal. My host father is a retired police officer in town and now works in security at Suzdal's largest resort. The resort looks like Disney World. Gorgeous restored buildings, a gorgeous old onion domed church in the center, and a full spa and fitness center make this prime real estate for wealthy travelers. In the photo below you can see how beautiful the grounds of the resort are. The fascinating part is that large walls surround the resort and the only entrance is gated and heavily monitored by a team of security guards. It is baffling that the very kids who have no recreational space at their school and live literally adjacent to the walls of the resort, are not allowed to enter and use the state of the art facilities that sit empty for seven months out of the year. The resort is owned by a large hotel corporation based in Moscow. It is unfortunate to see such resources completely out of touch with the local deserving community.

My host father was able to get me on the premise and advised me how to sneak up to catch a glimpse of a Russian wedding. I snuck around the grounds and positioned myself towards the back of the ceremony. Everyone was dressed like they were going to a grand ball at the Kremlin. A tower of champagne flutes and a chocolate fountain with strawberries the size of volleyballs caught my eye. I did not have nearly the guts to help myself. Maybe if my language skills were excellent I may have been able to talk my way through it, but to try and avoid getting taken outback and having my Russian dressing all over some guys knuckle sandwhich, I tried to stay out of sight and remain a mute. The ceremony was very decadent and the function hall where the reception was, resembled an eighteenth century palace. It turns out the bride and groom were not from anywhere close to Suzdal. The groom appeared to be some rich mafioso's son from Moscow. It was fascinating to see such decadence smack dab in the middle of a community that lives so very modestly.

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June 01st, 2012

6/1/2012

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Celebrating My First "день защиты детей"

Today is the National Russian "Holiday for the Defense of our Children." It is a day celebrating children all over the country to honor those who have sacrificed themselves in wars and hardhsips for the future of their country. On a platform in the city square, children from the school performed for eachother songs and dances in celebration. It was as close as you can get to Russia's Got Talent. Some kids were very prepared and very talented, others... not so much. I got a huge kick out of the stage mothers who were literally mimicking every move of choreography from the stands. Once their daughter finished, with a sigh of relief they ran to a clearing to de-stress with a cigarette. It was refreshing to learn that desperate stage mother's vicariously living through their children are not unique to the United States. Below are some great photos and videos of the festivities. I had a blast! I got to meet a lot of the students from the school and saw a preview of the ear to e

These boys sang a very famous children's song from a cartoon. Also note the awesome Russian style mullet on the boy holding the octopus!

You do not want to miss Svetlana and the Supremes! Watch Svetlana take control of the stage in true Diana Ross fashion at 32 seconds. After the performance the crowd errupted and her mother took a bow. Yes stage mothers! I think Svetlana is the sleeper on RUssian Idol next year. I want to drive her to MOscow to the auditions myself!

Getting in the zone!

Sing it brothers and sisters!!!!

This video is of a performance by a group of tweens. It was introduced as an "American Dance". I think they are going for a sort of Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders meet river dancers meet Kosacks hybrid kind of thing!

The man in head to toe denim was the very animated host of the festivities. He had a great way about him to build suspense for the acts. He could give Ryan Seacrest a run for his money.

Glad to see that Pepsi products have penetrated the iron curtain.

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June 04th, 2012

The Schoolyard, pre Construction

June 04th, 2012

I Should Have Brought An Electric Pump!!!

Let The Games Begin!

June 03rd, 2012

Троица!

June 02nd, 2012

Doing Buisiness Russian Style

June 01st, 2012

Crashing Weddings Russian Style

June 01st, 2012

Celebrating My First "день защиты детей"

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